Good morning and welcome to Thursday, I offered you a little light humor for the ladies earlier and to make good on my promise, here is a little light humor for the gentlemen. If you read the earlier post, you probably already know what I’m going to talk about – but it never hurts to enjoy a little laughter, no matter what day of the week it is.
Typing Girlfriends and Wives
Let’s talk about the different types of women out there and what men have to look forward to or deal with in regard to the types of women that populate their lives. Remember, this is all meant to be humorous and shouldn’t be taken as literal or serious – any similarities to people real or imagined – well, I can’t take responsibility for that.
My Precious
No, not the ring in that movie, but the very cheerful and kindly lady who loves to do anything you love to do. You can give her tickets to a football game and she’ll be thrilled. She loves to do what you do because you’re the one who does it. Her cheerful, effervescent personality is absolutely charming, though it could get on your nerves.
The Nag
The nag is typified in many forms of literature and television as the female version of the sour puss. She finds fault with everything and never lets you get away with a thing. She’s grumpy, hard to please and has a complaint for every situation and if she’s got a headache, be guaranteed, you’ll have one soon too.
Typhoid Mary
She’s always sick. If she doesn’t have a condition, she’ll find one. She can look up the symptoms in a book and have them affecting her within hours. Her feet hurt. Her eyes ache. She feels sick to her stomach. She’s always upset about something and she embraces her illnesses both real and imagined as an excuse to avoid life in general. The more sympathetic you are, the worse her symptoms will become.
Lady Boss
She’s not a mob enforcer, but she could be one. She’s on top of everything and she knows better than you do about how to take care of yourself. She’ll tell you when you need a haircut and when you need to dress better. She’s got an opinion and she’s not afraid to inform you of it. The problem with her, is that she’s usually right.
Lady Worry Wart
She’s never really satisfied with anything. She can’t make up her mind on whether things whether it’s a hairstyle, a career or what clothes to put on today. She needs constant soothing to keep her from fretting herself into an anxiety attack, but that can get real old.
Girl Gone Wild
She loves to do it all and she loves to do it fast. She likes racecars, impulse and a good time. She can be a great fun, but she’ll wear you out in nothing flat. Trying to keep up with Girl Gone Wild is a career in and of itself.
Ms. Prig
Ms. Prig wouldn’t know a sense of humor if it jumped up to bite her in the butt. She finds very little humor in most situations and the sillier you behave, the less time she has for it. She’s cold, but not indifferent. She may fancy herself an intellectual, but it’s more about not understanding the humor than being too intellectual to appreciate it.
Ms. Spook
Ms. Spook has one foot planted here and one foot planted firmly somewhere else. She’s not wild and crazy, she’s just downright strange. She’s very artistic, hard to understand and she doesn’t do fads, she’s more into what’s out there on the fringe – the farther out it is, the more she likes it.
Lady Perfection
Lady Perfection is the woman every guy dreams of. She loves you for exactly who you are and she enjoys your interests and can involve you in her own. She’s gorgeous, loving, charming and a very rare member of the species. She’s usually the lady you find when you stop looking.
Have you met any of these ladies recently?
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