Another weekend is upon us, and so is the end of the month. If you are like many people, you might be feeling a tad uncomfortable with the money you have left. It tends to get pretty tight for some, especially at the end of the month. Our entire frugal living blog is designed to help you save money in area’s of your life. So maybe you’ll have some leftover money when it finally does get here.
Thought you might like a little joke to end your week, and get the weekend started on the right foot! With smiles and fun! I will see you on Monday with some great new articles to keep your piggy bank happy and growing!
Signs That You Are Really Broke:
- American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”
- Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.
- You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
- You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe.
- Long distance companies no longer call you to switch.
- Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9% to 24.9%.
- You see your roommate as a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
- You receive care packages from Europe.
- Your bologna has no first name.
- You rob Peter…and then rob Paul.
- You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
- You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
- You give blood everyday – for the orange juice.
- McDonald’s supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
- Consumer Credit Counseling services said “No.”
- The neighborhood dog stopped sniffing at your pockets.
And one more cute joke to go:
An English teacher asked her 8th grade class to write an essay on what they would do if they had a million dollars.
Larry handed in a blank sheet of paper.
“Larry!” yelled the teacher, “you’ve done absolutely nothing. Why?”
“Because if I had a million dollars, that’s exactly what I would do!”
Have a great weekend!
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