- “I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.” – Gloria Steinem
- “Marriage is a lot like the army: everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the large number that re-enlist.” – James Garner
- “Women complain about sex more than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: 1. Not enough; 2. Too much.” – Ann Landers
- “Both of my ex-wives closed their eyes when making love, because they didn’t want to see me having a good time.” – Joseph Wambaugh
- “Basically, my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.” – Woody Allen
- ” I told someone I was getting married, and they said, ‘Have you picked a date yet?’ I said, ‘Wow, you can bring a date to your own wedding?” What a country!” – Yakov Smirnoff
- “Why can’t a woman be more like a man?” – Alan Jay Lerner
- “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” – Henny Youngman
- “Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.” – Ogden Nash
- “I’m the only man who has a marriage license made out, ‘To Whom It May Concern.” – Mickey Rooney
- ”The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.” –
Theodore Hesburgh - “The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that marriage must
be total, it must be permanent, and it must be equal.” – Frank Pittman - “The most important marriage skill is listening to your partner in a way that
they can’t possibly doubt that you love them.” – Diane Sollee, smartmarriages.com - “One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with each other, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.” – Judith Viorst
- “Marriage, ultimately, is the practice of becoming passionate friends.” -Harville Hendrix