I wrote a blog a few days ago on jokes to make your kids giggle (read it here), but apparently, according to my kids, I left out a major funny factor: knock knock jokes. Why are knock knock jokes so funny to kids? Part of it is because they are in a familiar format that the child can participate in, but they know there will be a twist ending. Just the interaction with you, and the anticipation is enough to start them smiling. The word play is just the frosting on the silly cake. So, here they are: An unscientific compilation of the funniest knock knock jokes. Your first-grader will think you’re hilarious.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo, who?
Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio Who ?
Radio not , here I come!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
What are you getting so excited about?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Underwear.
Underwear who?
I underwear my momma is?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Arch.
Arch Who?
Bless You!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry. It’s only a joke.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Buddha.
Buddha who?
Buddha this slice of bread for me.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I go away?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yoda Lady.
Yoda Lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
I saved the best for last. This requires some timing on your part, so get ready. When your kid tries to answer “Interrupting cow who?” You have to cut them off with a hearty “Moo!”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting…
Moo!