Feeling down? Laughter really is the best medicine, so here are some words of mirthful wisdom to help you get centered and see the funnier side of life.
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. A woman must do what he can’t. Rhonda Hansome
Always look out for number one and be careful not to step in number two. Rodney Dangerfield
People who live in glass houses might as well answer the door. Morey Amsterdam
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. Carrie Snow
Never be afraid to try something new. Noah was an amateur; the Titanic was built by professionals. James Prentice
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies. Anon
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. Jennifer Unlimited
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. Jannette Barber
Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Fortunately this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton
I try to take life one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. Jennifer Unlimited
When women are depressed they eat or go out shopping. Men invade another country. Elayne Boosler
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine a marriage and a career. Gloria Steinem
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
Eleanor Roosevelt
For sincere advice and the correct time, call any number at random at 3 am. Steve Martin