Friday Scrapbook Funnies: Warning Signs That You May Be Addicted to Scrapbooking

Scrapbook Funnies, HumorSummer is definitely getting hotter, and the days are definitely much longer. I used to be so excited to see the weekend arrive, but now my days and weeks with the kids just sort of blend all together.

Thankfully there is plenty of fun and great laughs to get us through the longer days and summer evenings. I thought I’d leave you with a cute weekend laugh.

I have had this posted on a bulletin board in my scrap area for a couple of years and just thought I should share it.

If you are a scrapbooker, you surely should relate to many of them! Enjoy and have an excellent weekend. Be sure and grab your camera and capture some great shots of your activities and then don’t forget to get them developed or printed.

Have a great weekend!

Warning Signs That You May Be Addicted to Scrapbooking

1.If you write to the friendly folks at Cropper Hopper to suggest a 2000 square foot tote transportable only by tractor trailer… you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

2.If you tried to bribe the school principal to let your unborn child have a graduation diploma early because you found the best page embellishments on sale this week…you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

3.If you use 40 rolls of film to capture those special moments at home during a 24-hour period… you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

4.If you keep over half your supplies hidden in the trunk of the car while simultaneously hiding the keys from your husband… you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

5.If you force all 45 members of your extended family to sit on Santa’s lap at the mall because it would be a great scrapbook page… you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

6.If you refuse to take your child to the emergency room without grabbing your camera first… you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

7.If have tried to explain the benefits of skipping meals to save more money for scrapbook supplies… you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

8.If you carry one camera for black and white photos, one for panoramic, one for 3-D photos, and one for color close-ups with you to the grocery store… you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

9.If you’re now wondering why you don’t have a 3-D camera… you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

10.If your idea of a dream date is a man who loves to hammer your eyelets and refill your Hermafix … you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

11.If you try to glue your child’s tooth back into his mouth because you want a better “before and after” page … you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

12.If you refuse to take any more pictures, even at your daughter’s wedding, because you need to catch up on the ones you have first… you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

13.If you are considering hiring professional writers to do your journaling… you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

14.If you think that you must take your scrapbook supplies with you for a romantic weekend away… you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

15.If the only recipes you collect any more are crop snacks… you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

16.If own 8 different tools that cut a perfect circle… you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

17.If you have figured out how to scrapbook while driving your car… you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

18.If your kids know the only way they can participate in anything is to agree to have Mom there taking pictures… you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

19.If you believe Becky Higgins should have her own cable channel… you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

20.If your career aspirations include selling punchies and paper piecings on eBay… you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

21.If you think it makes sense to leave tags on new clothes because you are going to return them right after you take the pictures of your kids wearing them… you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

22.If you falsely report your child missing so that you can get the digital enhancements of how they’d look ten years from now from the police department… you may be addicted to scrapbooking.

Nicole Humphrey writes articles for the Scrapbooking Blog and for the Frugal Blog. She also guest blogs on a variety of topics. You can read more of her articles by clicking here.

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Friday Scrapbook Funnies: Evolution of a Scrapbooker

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Friday Scrapbook Funnies: Warning Signs That You Might Be Addicted To Scrapbooking

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