20 Aug 2006 01:15 PM

The Who's Uglier Story

     Me and my roommate Debbie, and her boyfriend, were sitting in our kitchen one evening when we got to discussing who was ugliest as a child.

     Debbie started by claiming, "I was sooo ugly. Everyone agreed. Red hair, freckles, and glasses."

     I, quieter than her, merely denied it. "No way. I was. The kids used to kid me that I bleached my hair and asked me if it was straw."

    "Well, I never even went to the prom."

    "Nor, did I."

    "My teeth stuck out."

    "So. I had awful zits."

     After a big debate on similar lines, Debbie said, "I know. I know. The ugliest girl I ever saw I met at girl scout camp. She had white hair and these stupid blue cat eye glasses. When I asked her, what happened to your hair, this girl replied that when she was a baby she'd had a temperature of 106..."

     I started laughing. "That was me."

     Now Debbie broke out laughing so hard she lay over her lap with her hands over her face. "No way."

    "Yes, way", I said. "I had a 106 temperature as a baby and went to girl scout camp down along the Cedar River, too. I remember you. You were that nosy girl."

    After serious giggles, we both agreed, I was the ugliest. Some prize, huh?

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