Is Dr. K. Pinkerton Silverfish the world’s leading authority on perfection? You bet your booties, Grandma! He is also Thompson Seedless Professor of Enology at the Ripple Campus of Skidrow College. He holds degrees from Fahrenheit University and Centigrade Institute, but when his arms get tired he puts them down. As a hobby, Dr. Silverfish raises Venus flytraps. He also owns the world’s second largest collection of unusual toothpicks. Milo Crinkley wants to be perfect. Apparently, he thinks that Dr. K. Pinkerton Silverfish can help him. In “Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days!” by Stephen Manes, Milo goes … Continue reading →