Happy Friday! I’m ready for the weekend here, but before I signed off on our Friday fun, I wanted to remember our marriage humor and good quotes. Some of the following are funny, some are touching and some are just exactly what they are. Print out this little list of gems and hang them on your fridge or near your desk where you can see them and they can inspire you and your spouse! Have a great rest of your Friday!
Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.
Chinese Proverb
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
Martin Luther
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
Mark Twain
Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
German Greer
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
Homer
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Polish Proverb
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Anonymous
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
Anonymous
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henry Youngman
One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
Benjamin Franklin
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Henny Youngman
You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Melanie Clark
Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.
Cher
I’m always looking for meaningful one night stands.
Dudley Moore
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
Fulton J. Sheen
No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.
Joyce Brothers
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney
Don’t forget. I’m just a girl standing in front of a boy…asking him to love her.
Notting Hill
Love is friendship set to music.
E. Joseph Crossmann
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Oprah Winfrey
Love means never having to say you’re sorry.
Erich Segal
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
Bertrand Russell
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
Plato
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage.
Lao-Tzu
Where there is great love, there are always wishes.
Willa Cather
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
Winston Churchill
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship – never.
Charles Caleb Colton
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
Thoreau
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