Good evening and Happy Friday to you and yours. I’m a bit late diving into the baby blog today, but I didn’t want you to think that I’d forgotten about the need for humor and baby fun on Friday. So without further ado, here is some Friday Fun Advice for Babies:
- Should you have a baby after 35? Consider that 35 babies is enough!
- The most reliable method for determining a baby’s sex is childbirth
- When you’re pregnant, when will your baby move? For most parents, they’ll have great luck if he or she moves after college
- Childbirth instructors describe the sensation of labor as being pressure and not pain; that’s like saying a tornado is just an air current
- Dads wondering whether they should be in the delivery room or not should consider whether the words ‘alimony’ mean anything to them or not
- When recovering from childbirth, you may wonder what you should avoid doing – becoming pregnant is a good one
- When do parents return to normal after a baby is born? Usually after the kids go to college?
Choosing a Baby Name
When you are picking out the name you want to give your child, consider applying the following three tests:
- Go to the backdoor and shout it out
- Practice using the first and middle names in conjunction with the last – you’ll need to be able to do this clearly at some point
- Say the name choice with every dirty word you know, if any of them rhyme – scratch it off your list
The Last Little Girl
Recently a mom took her baby girl to the supermarket and she dressed her all up in a pink outfit with pink booties and a pink cap. As she was done with her shopping and went to get in line, she noticed the harassed looking mother ahead of her with the three or four year old son. The boy was obviously arguing with his mother and she said no two or three times. Finally, she raised her voice to him and said “No we can’t get you a baby sister while we’re here, she got the last one.”
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