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The Hands Free Can Opener: Use Your Feet!

Whoever heard of a can opener that didn’t need hands to open it? The next thing you know they will invent a can opener that doesn’t need a can! Seriously though, convenience has gone amuck with this new appliance, proving that moderation is fine in all things except moderation. This new appliance requires some close scrutiny. (Look, but do not touch!)

This can opener is guaranteed to make you feel like a circus performer! No kidding! You can open a can, clean a counter, talk on the phone, and maybe even figure out a way to ride a horse or balance a ball on your nose while operating it. We all know that the traditional openers can take some time to work, not to mention energy. This product promises that it is a quick and easy hands-free opener. All you have to do is secure the opener on the edge of the can, hold a button for a second and then watch with a smile as the opener travels a bit less than the speed of light around the can, cutting it cleanly. The lid will not need to be pulled; it will even come off for you without so much as a curtsey, or a thank you.

This opener can handle cans larger cans a well, but, for some weird reason, you have to remember to press the button twice when dealing with a larger can. (But you don’t have to pass go or collect $200 dollars!) You can put it in your pocket and take it to your friends’ houses and open their cans too! Take it along on camping and hiking trips, but avoid taking it out in front of mountains, as the opener doesn’t care for heights. Bring along some extra batteries just in case.

This product is available at Sharper Inage and costs about $25.00.

Try it on your can(s) today!

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About Marjorie Dorfman

Marjorie Dorfman is a freelance writer and former teacher originally from Brooklyn, New York. A graduate of New York University School of Education, she now lives in Doylestown, PA, with quite a few cats that keep her on her toes at all times. Originally a writer of ghostly and horror fiction, she has branched out into the world of humorous non-fiction writing in the last decade. Many of her stories have been published in various small presses throughout the country during the last twenty years. Her book of stories, "Tales For A Dark And Rainy Night", reflects her love and respect for the horror and ghost genre.