Father asked us what was God’s noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are. -Louisa May Alcott
When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one fairy for every boy or girl. – Sir James Matthew Barrie
Every Night and every Morn Some to Misery are born. Every Morn and every Night Some are born to Sweet Delight, Some are born to Endless Night. -William Blake
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one. -Leo J. Burke
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. -Carol Burnett
There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies. -Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill
Women say . . . that if men had to have babies there would soon be no babies in the world. . . . I have sometimes wished that some clever man would actually have a baby in some new labor-saving way; then all men could take it up,
and one of the oldest taunts in the world would be stilled forever. – Robertson Davies
I didn’t think that having a baby after I’d turned forty was so bad—only that I had to hold her at arm’s length to look at her.-Margie Haynes
Babies haven’t any hair; Old men’s heads are just as bare; Between the cradle and the grave Lies a haircut and a shave. -Samuel Hoffenstein
Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other. -Edgar Watson “Ed” Howe
No animal is so inexhaustable as an excited infant. -Amy Leslie
A woman can learn a lot from holding a new baby. It is life beginning again—sweet possibilities! No problem in the world is big enough to be remembered.- Susan McOmber
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. -Ronald Wilson Reagan
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. -Joan Rivers
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