Tag Archives: Eva Longoria

Celebrity Weddings: Who Did and Didn’t Get Married This Weekend

Contrary to Australian news reports, hunky actor Orlando Bloom didn’t make it to the altar with his gorgeous girlfriend Miranda Kerr this weekend. Relax ladies; Bloom isn’t off the market just yet. Though, that’s not what the Australian media is reporting. Earlier today several publications in “the land down under” claimed that the “Pirates of the Caribbean” star and his model girlfriend got engaged on Thanksgiving and exchanged wedding vows yesterday. But just a few hours ago Kerr’s rep issued this statement: “The story … is completely false and misleading. Miranda herself has clearly stated she is not engaged. There … Continue reading →

Weighing in on Lightweights in Hollywood

Eva Longoria says she is fat, but there’s a reason. The “Desperate Housewives’” star is not expecting a baby, but her TV character has two kids and could be adding more in the future. Okay, I have to stop there. Are you rolling your eyes at the idea that the teeny tiny actress is being called out in the media about her new slightly fuller figure? If going from a size zero to a size one or two is getting “fat” then women around the world are in serious trouble. For those of you who don’t watch the popular ABC … Continue reading →

Desperate for “Housewives”

Fans of ABC’s hit show “Desperate Housewives” will have to wait a couple more months before the truth behind the whole flash-forward plot twist is revealed. (Eva Longoria is still sunning herself on a yacht in the waters off of Italy right now.) However, I was able to dig up some info on the new season that might help tide you over. Let that be a spoiler alert for you diehard fans who don’t want to know what next season has in store for the ladies of Wisteria Lane. Revelation #1—-Mike Lives Actor James Denton recently revealed to reporters that … Continue reading →

PETA’s Worst Dressed List

If nothing else, PETA is definitely outspoken about fur wearing celebrities of which they disapprove. They released their worst dressed list recently and it is topped by the Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin. PETA released their list, saying the following about Aretha: “How ’bout some R-E-S-P-E-C-T for animals? Aretha, when you waddled into the Grammys in yet another vulgar fur, you looked as if you were going to perform ‘I Am the Walrus’ by the Beatles. You might be a queen, but you don’t know jack about compassion.” Oh, did they use the term “waddled?” That is hitting a bit … Continue reading →

Celebrity REAL or RUMOR: Eva Pregnancy and R.E.M. Singer’s Jury Duty

No, Desperate Housewives’ Eva Longoria-Parker isn’t expecting a baby. Rather, she says she’s just bloated. Or at least she was when paparazzi snapped a shot of her that has been making the rounds on the Internet under the headline: “Eva’s Pregnant!” You’ve got to love a star who denies a pregnancy rumor by insisting that the little extra bulge around her belly is just extra helpings of home cooking and not evidence of impending motherhood. “I’ve been cooking and eating, cooking and eating. I keep telling everyone that I’ve gained 10 pounds just being on strike,” Longoria-Parker told a band … Continue reading →

Writers’ Strike Hits “Desperate Housewives”

Oh sure, now the truth comes out. Prior to writers actually hitting the picket line yesterday, producers of popular primetime TV shows such as “Desperate Housewives,” “Two and a Half Men,” and “CSI” maintained their series’ wouldn’t be sent into reruns until January. Fat chance. Turns out production has already stopped on at least six sitcoms because of the Hollywood writers’ strike. According to studio heads, my favorite show of the new season “Back to You,” starring Kelsey Grammer and Patricia Heaton, will not return from a planned hiatus. Sniff. Sniff. Julia Louis-Dreyfus told TV’s “Entertainment Tonight” production has also … Continue reading →

Celebrity “Real” or “Rumor”: America Nesting, Eva’s Triplets, and More

America Nesting No, Emmy-nominated “Ugly Betty” actress America Ferrera is not pregnant (big RUMOR), but she is looking to settle down in some new digs. The actress recently revealed that she and her longtime boyfriend are looking for a new home together. Twenty-three-year-old Ferrera, first met her beau in college (University of Southern California) when he cast her in his student film. Now the two say they are ready to share living space with each other. But they say they want to do so away from the glitz and glamour of downtown L.A. (Is Beverly Hills far enough away?) They … Continue reading →

Mr. Superstitious Weds

Here’s what I don’t get… it has been widely reported that San Antonio Spurs’ Tony Parker is so incredibly superstitious that he insisted that he and his new bride Eva Longoria be married on 7-7-07. Only, as it turns out the couple’s civil ceremony–the one that essentially legally sealed the deal for the two high profile stars–took place on July 6th in a stuffy chamber at Paris City Hall. It’s true; French law does require a civil ceremony even when couples marry in a church, but why not simply complete both on the same day if the date matters so … Continue reading →

Countdown To Eva’s Wedding

Exactly one week from today actress Eva Longoria will marry her French-born NBA MVP fiancé, Tony Parker in what is reportedly going to be a lavish affair in a massive castle south of Paris. According to news reports the couple is throwing a his-and-her bachelor party in Saint-Tropez this weekend. French newspapers report the pair arrived in the resort town yesterday and the massive party is scheduled to take place at the exclusive V.I.P. Room. Big name guests include Jamie Foxx and Longoria’s “Desperate Housewives” co-stars. According to one of the club organizers, “the plan is for Tony’s friends to … Continue reading →

Eva Longoria’s Wedding Showers

It’s been a bridal rainstorm for Desperate Housewives co-star Eva Longoria. The actress just wrapped up a bridal shower marathon that netted her some nifty gifts. Longoria is planning to marry fiancé Tony Parker in Paris on July 7th, and the countdown to the big day is officially ON. According to entertainment news shows, Longoria’s Desperate Housewives co-stars spared no expense when they threw her not one, but two wedding showers earlier this week. The first was a coed bash, hosted by cast member Felicity Huffman and Longoria’s best friend Brittany Olson. Reports say Longoria’s fellow castmates Teri Hatcher, Marcia … Continue reading →